EMO Archive

A running collection of Ethan’s Makeshift Oscars, all in one place. Please be forgiving, I was in high school when this started.

  • 5th Annual EMOs – Winners and More Winners

    Thanks to everyone involved for yet another highly successful EMO Award ceremony. It really is the highlight of my year to stand around and make a bunch of jokes that only a handful of people understand. I really watch way too many movies. Anyway, yesterday I posted the nominations for Part 1 of the EMOs;…

  • The 4th Annual EMO Awards

    It’s that time of year. Before we get into a huff over who won at the Golden Globes, the SAGs, or the Oscars, we must answer a much more important question: who won at the EMOs? For those in the dark, the EMOs are Ethan’s Makeshift Oscars, a chance for me to run down my…