A review in song:
Oh say can you seeeeeee
By the Cosmic Cube’s liiiiight
Which the Reeeeeed Skull hunts down
He’s a reaaallly mean Nazi
But a kid from Brooklyyyn
Takes some cool mediciiiine
Was too weeeeeak to fight Fritz
Now he mows down the baddies
Stanley Tucci is heeeeeere
Hugo Weaving spreads feeeeear
Chris Eeeeeevans is jacked
Did you waaaaant something more?
Oh say, do VFX and some great actors make a movie?
Yes, it’s harmless summer fuuuuuuuuun
And “The Avengers” looks booooooooooooss
Verdict: 3 out of 4 stars
The Best Films of Our Lives 
Best. Review. Ever.
I actually sang it out loud.
That was amazing.
So glad I stumbled across your blog.